[WCUSP] Fwd: Bush's speech tonight/Michael Moore

[yvonne simmons]

> *Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you
> go, too!) ...from 
> Michael Moore*
> 
> 1/10/07
> 
> Dear Mr. President,
> 
> Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to
> know you still want 
> to talk to us after how we behaved in November.
> 
> Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more
> troops just ain't gonna 
> do the job. That will only bring the troop level
> back up to what it was 
> last year. And we were losing the war last year!
> We've already had over 
> a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003.
> Another few 
> thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons
> of mass destruction! 
> Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to
> justice! Um, 
> scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE
> MIDDLE EAST! YES!!!
> 
> You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to
> win this one! 
> C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved
> watching the video of 
> that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy
> wore black! The hangmen 
> were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!
> 
> Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the
> predicament you're in. 
> As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're
> last." And you being 
> humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of
> us Americans any good.
> 
> Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of
> troops to Iraq, not 
> thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to
> flood Iraq with 
> millions of us! I know that you're out of
> combat-ready soldiers -- so 
> you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are
> going to beat a nation 
> of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28
> million! Here's how 
> it would work:
> 
> The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one
> Iraqi each. That will 
> quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one
> million of us will 
> stay and rebuild the country. Simple.
> 
> Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28
> million Americans to go 
> to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:
> 
> 1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in
> the last election 
> (the one that took place a year and half into a war
> we already knew we 
> were losing). I am confident that at least a third
> of them would want to 
> put their body where there vote was and sign up to
> volunteer. I know 
> many of these people and, while we may disagree
> politically, I know that 
> they don't believe someone else should have to go
> and fight their fight 
> for them -- while they hide here in America.
> 
> 2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities
> across the country. I 
> know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once
> went to a Lou Dobbs 
> Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen
> after the third 
> mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or
> so enlistees from 
> this effort.
> 
> 3. Send over all members of the mainstream media.
> After all, they were 
> your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and
> many of them are 
> already trained from having been "embedded!" If that
> doesn't bring the 
> total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the
> FOX News channel.
> 
> Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to
> pull your punch! Don't 
> be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops.
> Get your people 
> behind you and YOU lead them in like a true
> commander in chief! Leave no 
> conservative behind! Full speed ahead!
> 
> We promise to write. Go get 'em W!
> 
> Yours,
> 
> Michael Moore
> mmflint at aol.com <mailto:mmflint at aol.com>
> www.michaelmoore.com <http://www.michaelmoore.com/>
> 
> 
> 



 
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